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Killer Sween
I’m here to warn you.
Last night I watched a movie where I thought Sween was trying to murder Liam Neeson. Cause he was all,
“Hey, don’t worry, eh? I’m following you in the subway, eh? I’m sorry. CANADA!”
and then he was all,
“Hey, hold the door, will ya, eh? No, eh? that’s okay. I’m so sorry. CANADA!” (with bonus murder eyes)
and then it was like,
“Hey, Liam Neeson, eh? Guess what? I took you out of your MRI and now I am going to do some killy things to you. ONLY IF THAT IS OKAY WITH YOU. Here look, I will kill a nurse so fast. I am so sorry, nurse. CANADA!”
plus, worse, he was all
“Hey, Liam Neeson, eh? I left you here to look at the nurse I killed while you die, with dignity, face down on a gurney and you are going behind my back and trying to keep living? I’m so sorry that I have to kill you harder now. CANADA!”
but then it was all,
“Hey, Liam Neeson, eh? I am fairly disappointed in your escaping from my killing techniques. I am so sorry you are running away and doors confound me right now. CANADA!” (with extra primo murder eyes)
But, it couldn’t be Sween. He was surely in an igloo in Canada, hugging his pretty wife and grooming his cat or vice versa. But then I remembered THIS.
And he didn’t sound sorry at all.
I was a little sorry.
