i am your canadian boyfriend

Sometimes I’m certain my cat is Batman

I mean, I am aware that whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, he’s sleeping right there next to my bum.

And yes, I do know I live in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia and not the fictional city of Gotham.

And when he eats his own throw-up, he is by no means grim.

And his last name is not Wayne.

And he’s really bad at dodging punches.

And he’s a cat.

But this is Batman we’re talking about.

He could have planned this out.

It is the perfect cover.