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Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 30:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “P is for Penguins!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of Ryan Noble. Thanks, Ryan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women say, “That’s all, folks!” and men say, “Please tip your waitress!”

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in the mind of a newborn child, because they’re idiots.

likeit:

Dear Mr. Sween,

You are the nicest, bestest human person ever! You drew a picture of a Chihuahua, thus representing some convoluted part of my unhealthily small lineage! I am very happy. So happy that I ate ALL of my poop, not just half of it like usually! 

I love poop. But I love you, too! Because you made that picture, and because you have fur on your face, which means you  must be half dog! Do you like poop, too?

(By the way, I’m having mom type this because the keyboard doesn’t like me! Mom says it’s ‘cause I have metacarpal pads and stuff. I think that “metacarpal” would be a better word if it actually was metaCRAPal, amirite?!) 

Thank you a million licks for the picture!

Yours in poop and pee,
Booger 

Yes. I like poop too.

Like you, it makes everything better.

Thanks, Booger.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 29:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “C is for Chihuahua!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @ainsleyofattack. Thanks, Ainsley!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women be good to their man and men treat their woman right.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Delaware where they do not spell it at all because they secretly believe moustaches are the avatars of the Elder Gods and to draw attention to them is to tempt a fate worse than madness itself.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 28:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “C is for Cerberus, Three-Headed Guard of the Underworld!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @mrbigfists. Thanks, Jonathan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women get turned on by the smell of sweat and men get turned on by everything (as per usual).

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Donner Pass where it is spelled “fiber”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 27:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “P is for Platypus!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @alandpennington. Thanks, Alan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women get on up and men stay on the scene.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Washington D.C. where they spell it however lobbyists want them to spell it.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 26:

“Z is for Zebra”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women play the music and men light the lights.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Maine where it is spelled “lobster sex trap”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 25:

“Y is for Yak”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women want to love manly men and men want to love manly men- I MEAN “BE”! BE MANLY MEN.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in New Jersey where it’s spelled “Spell it yourself”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 24:

“X is for Xolo”

[The Xolo is a Mexican hairless dog. It is too. LOOK IT UP!]

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women complain their hair looks horrible because it’s doing this “thing” and men have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. (This could also just be me.)

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Disneyland where it is spelled “The Happiest Place on Face”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 23:

“W is for a Wombat Sleeping on a Walrus”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women susceptible to being tied to railway tracks and men wear top hats and use old-timey phrases like “Huzzah!” and “23 skidoo!”.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Mississippi where it is spelled “Em-You-Ess-Ess-You-Ess-Ess-You-Pee-Pee-stache”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 22:

“V is for Vulture”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women wonder when men are going to grow the hell up and men complain they’re just trying to cultivate their inner child.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Idaho where it is spelled “The Great Potato Eye of the Soul”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 21:

“U is for Utahraptor”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women put these adorable little stuffed animals all around their cubicles with no shame and no fear of being teased and men secretly want to play with those stuffed animals all day long.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except among native Americans who spell it “maizetache”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 20:

“T is for Tortoise”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women vomit and men hold back their hair.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in East Virginia because that’s not a real state.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 19:

“S is for Squirrel”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women snore really adorably and men snore like Lego in a blender.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in San Francisco where dude! Spelling is how the man keeps you down! Free yourself of the shackles of conformity! It’s a moosetash! Or a rainbow love trip! Or Margaret! It’s totally up to you oh god I’m so high.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 18:

“R is for Rabbit”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women roar and men call out for their mommies.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in New Mexico where it is spelled “Left Turn at Albuquerque”.