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Godzilla thought green would be more visually attractive than gray and was just hoping no one would notice.

Godzilla shows an alien time travel can be FUN!

You can eat all the desserts you want and no mess to clean up!

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Godzilla could cure cancer and it wouldn’t feel this awesome.

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Godzilla is having a good time. An alien is not looking forward to telling him they are a day late with every cake.

Godzilla is hoping an alien will finally see the world through his eyes.

Godzilla is also hoping to get a milkshake.

Godzilla doesn’t really remember what it was like before the zombies came.

Occasionally, he will get a flash of memory, like the smell of juniper, or the sound of children in a swimming pool.

But it fades once the next bullet is fired.

Memory is a luxury.

The zombies come.

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Slow zombies for Michele on her birthday.

Godzilla is an over-eager eater.

(Happy Birthday, @califmom!)

Godzilla can’t stop singing “Billy Jean”.

Godzilla worries that he will never live up to his parents’ expectations.

Godzilla doesn’t really like the opera, but he figured it might impress the ladies.