i am your canadian boyfriend

american gothic

godzilla shows off the iron man he rented for the party while an alien realizes he should have been much more specific

They are not getting their security deposit back.

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For J-Money, on the anniversary of her birth. Party hard. Love, Jason & Beth.

“parrots are — wait a minute.”

“godzilla and an alien endorse this message”

Fuck Cancer.

“godzilla and an alien wish everyone a merry christmas!”

“friends help each other”

“power card”

I asked my wife if I was getting obsessed with drawing. She said, “A little.” I said, “At least it’s better than Magic: The Gathering.”

And as Godzilla and an alien have become my drawing power animals, I thought this might be an appropriate way to celebrate MY 50TH DRAWING OF NANODRAWMO! WOOT!

Godzilla thought green would be more visually attractive than gray and was just hoping no one would notice.

Godzilla shows an alien time travel can be FUN!

You can eat all the desserts you want and no mess to clean up!

(Clicken to embiggen.)

Godzilla could cure cancer and it wouldn’t feel this awesome.

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(Clicken to embiggen.)

Godzilla is having a good time. An alien is not looking forward to telling him they are a day late with every cake.

Godzilla is hoping an alien will finally see the world through his eyes.

Godzilla is also hoping to get a milkshake.

Godzilla doesn’t really remember what it was like before the zombies came.

Occasionally, he will get a flash of memory, like the smell of juniper, or the sound of children in a swimming pool.

But it fades once the next bullet is fired.

Memory is a luxury.

The zombies come.

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Slow zombies for Michele on her birthday.

Godzilla is an over-eager eater.

(Happy Birthday, @califmom!)

Godzilla can’t stop singing “Billy Jean”.