i am your canadian boyfriend

A narwhal feeling awkward at a dinner party with a lampshade on his tusk.

(Inspired by this tweet.)

(Source: Flickr / sween)

Just one of those Mondays where you end up drawing a picture of fat cheese.

sharkraffe

This one’s been in my head for a while.

Godzilla and an alien raise a glass of cognac in honor of Movember.

Please donate.

In honor of her special birthday, here is Angela Black as a cougar.

That is all.

Love,

Me & Beth

“My Hero”

Sometimes Beth asks me why I love her. So I tell her, honestly, “You’re the best person I know.”

I don’t just mean prettiest, sexiest, or funniest. I mean — literally — “best”.

She always thinks of other people and treats them they way she’d like to be treated. She doesn’t chose to be like this. She just can’t conceive of being any other way. And she doesn’t understand why everyone isn’t like this.

It’s not always easy for her. In fact, she’s gotten hurt when people don’t treat her the way she thinks people should treat each other.

But she can’t stop being the way she is. Even if it would be easier for her. It’s not in her to give up.

You could say she’s kind of my hero.

So when I sat down to draw a picture of her (and our cat!) for her birthday, I thought she deserved to look like a superhero.

Happy Birthday, honey. I love you.

A cookie of lies.

Milk and Wookiee

Seal of Approval

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 30:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “P is for Penguins!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of Ryan Noble. Thanks, Ryan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women say, “That’s all, folks!” and men say, “Please tip your waitress!”

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in the mind of a newborn child, because they’re idiots.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 29:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “C is for Chihuahua!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @ainsleyofattack. Thanks, Ainsley!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women be good to their man and men treat their woman right.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Delaware where they do not spell it at all because they secretly believe moustaches are the avatars of the Elder Gods and to draw attention to them is to tempt a fate worse than madness itself.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 28:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “C is for Cerberus, Three-Headed Guard of the Underworld!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @mrbigfists. Thanks, Jonathan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women get turned on by the smell of sweat and men get turned on by everything (as per usual).

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Donner Pass where it is spelled “fiber”.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 27:

PLATINUM DONATION REQUEST — “P is for Platypus!”

In the final days of Movember, the last four drawings were selected by a group of very generous individuals who donated to Movember. This one was by request of @alandpennington. Thanks, Alan!

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women get on up and men stay on the scene.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Washington D.C. where they spell it however lobbyists want them to spell it.

Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom, Day 26:

“Z is for Zebra”

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“Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” shows manly animals with manly moustaches* thinking manly thoughts.

It is a very artistic project which makes women play the music and men light the lights.

You have been blessed with this gift of pure beauty in order to draw your attention to my participation in Movember.

Movember is when men grow moustaches in the month of November to raise money and awareness for men’s health, especially prostate cancer. There will be a new picture posted to the series every day in Movember.

If you enjoy “Manly Moustaches of the Animal Kingdom” — and how could you not? — then all I ask is for your kind monetary support:

DONATE NOW

Thank you.

* In the U.S., “moustache” is spelled “mustache”, except in Maine where it is spelled “lobster sex trap”.