“trick question: robots are not animals”

I was going to change the color of his legs, but then I realized he is wearing robot slacks. 

“titmice think it’s funny too”

“some days, rabbits just want to cuddle”

“godzilla and an alien endorse this message”

Fuck Cancer.

“forbidden love”

Oh no. I put more stuff on my Zazzle Store.

“wildebeests can be found in africa and most high school drama clubs”

…

(By request for Michele.)

“wombats. they mean well.”

“big hand”

I wasn’t very happy with this one and wasn’t going to post it, but Beth really liked him.

“scratchy toilet paper is patient”