i am your canadian boyfriend

delgrosso:

Look! I got a first edition! I hope he signs it for me!

Happy birthday, dork.

Cool!

Question: How many pages of a memoir does one customarily dedicate to exploits relating to the pleasuring of ladies?

Because I got a LOT of material to cover.

…

(I have no material to cover.)

“riding the nightmare”

Tomorrow is my wife’s birthday.

I recently found out one of the reasons she has trouble sleeping is that she gets nightmares.

I drew this to remind her when she sets her mind to something, she is unstoppable.

And if she decided to face that nightmare and make friends with it and go on awesome adventures with it, she could.

Because she is the very best person I know.

Love you, honey.

jason permenter, half-elf mage

With his +2 Corduroy Cloak of Macaroni Acquisition.

And, of course, he needs a haircut.

Happy Birthday, Jason.

Love, Jason & Beth

Beth and I decided I should draw something for Geoff for his birthday.

So I sat down and tried to decide what would be the best way to convey the true essence of Geoff.

So anyways… here’s a salamander with a lightsaber.

Happy Birthday, Geoff.

Love, Jason & Beth

godzilla shows off the iron man he rented for the party while an alien realizes he should have been much more specific

They are not getting their security deposit back.

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For J-Money, on the anniversary of her birth. Party hard. Love, Jason & Beth.

“mice will share their frosting. if you ask nicely”

Happy Birthday, Nicky!

Love, Jason and Beth!

“tree frog”

Ron Bailey, I drew this for you on your birthday. I hope it’s been a fabulous one and I hope you have not had as much marker ink put on you as I put on this frog FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON.

Godzilla is having a good time. An alien is not looking forward to telling him they are a day late with every cake.