my name is jason sweeney.
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass.
my drawings • my store • my twitter • my flickr • my portfolio
Posted 3 years ago
Originally, the role of Lara in Doctor Zhivago was given to an armadillo. But it wandered off, so they got Julie Christie.
donkeys would like to direct
barn owls have a thing for single moms
Posted 4 years ago
never get between a rhino and a slushie
cyborg kitty watches you sleep
say “nevermore” again. i dare you.
storks are pro-choice. because they’re lazy.
raccoons hate bigotry
Necessity is the mother of invention.
penguins love corduroy
"unicorns call it their ‘poking stick’"
For @poeks on her birthday!
Happy Birthday, @poeks!
From me and my lovely wife!
Get it? “@poeks”? “Pokes”? “Poking”?
I’m a genius.
even monkeys have bad days.
sheeple are people too. and sheep.
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