Posts tagged with animal trivia

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never get between a rhino and a slushie Zoom Image

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cyborg kitty watches you sleep Zoom Image

313 Notes

say “nevermore” again. i dare you. Zoom Image

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storks are pro-choice. because they’re lazy. Zoom Image

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raccoons hate bigotry Zoom Image

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“jazz hands”
Necessity is the mother of invention. Zoom Image

“jazz hands”

Necessity is the mother of invention.

149 Notes

penguins love corduroy

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“unicorns call it their ‘poking stick’”
For @poeks on her birthday!
Happy Birthday, @poeks!
From me and my lovely wife!
…
Get it? “@poeks”? “Pokes”? “Poking”?
Shut up.
I’m a genius. Zoom Image

“unicorns call it their ‘poking stick’”

For @poeks on her birthday!

Happy Birthday, @poeks!

From me and my lovely wife!

Get it? “@poeks”? “Pokes”? “Poking”?

Shut up.

I’m a genius.

122 Notes

even monkeys have bad days. Zoom Image

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sheeple are people too. and sheep. Zoom Image

251 Notes

dream big

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“warthogs are nature’s middle managers” Zoom Image

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“shetland ponies. it’s a weave.” Zoom Image

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“ants are good huggers” Zoom Image

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“vultures HATE cilantro” Zoom Image