my name is jason sweeney.
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass.
my drawings • my store • my twitter • my flickr • my portfolio
Posted 3 years ago
Originally, the role of Lara in Doctor Zhivago was given to an armadillo. But it wandered off, so they got Julie Christie.
Posted 4 years ago
donkeys would like to direct
barn owls have a thing for single moms
never get between a rhino and a slushie
cyborg kitty watches you sleep
say “nevermore” again. i dare you.
storks are pro-choice. because they’re lazy.
raccoons hate bigotry
Necessity is the mother of invention.
penguins love corduroy
"unicorns call it their ‘poking stick’"
For @poeks on her birthday!
Happy Birthday, @poeks!
From me and my lovely wife!
Get it? “@poeks”? “Pokes”? “Poking”?
I’m a genius.
even monkeys have bad days.
sheeple are people too. and sheep.
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