i am your canadian boyfriend

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like as a sequel to...

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:34:04 -0400

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like as a sequel to Memento.

“Someone ate my cookie. WHO???”

“Lost is on Tuesday nights.”

“The cat is a liar.”

“It’s a tv show.”

“If someone says ‘Down low!’, don’t be too slow.”

“Don’t worry, no one else knows what’s going on either.”

“5, 4, 6, 3, 2, 1”

“They had a polar bear once and that was cool.”

“OH MY GOD TATTOOS HURT!!!”

“Wait, no. Here’s the cookie.”

“Buy new film for Polaroid.”

“Buy a polar bear.”

“I should start a wiki.”

“Didn’t I have a cookie?”

I’m not joking.

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:46:24 -0400

I’m not joking.

GPOYW. Had my audition/interview today for CBC’s Canada...

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 15:30:00 -0400

GPOYW.

Had my audition/interview today for CBC’s Canada Writes. I think it went well.

I’ll find out next week whether or not they want me to come to Toronto for the Eastern Canada finals.

I’ve done everything I can. It’s all up to them now.

Nedroid Picture Diary: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0400

Nedroid Picture Diary: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

“Gassy angels.” Ladies and gentlemen… my...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:37:45 -0400

“Gassy angels.”

Ladies and gentlemen… my wife.

Out at a Fancy Restaurant

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:09:00 -0400

Wife: “So… what’s going on with you? What’s up? What are you thinking? Anything rattling around in that head of yours? I wanna know everything that’s up with Jason!”

Me: “You already know everything there is to know about me.”

Wife: [Belch.]

Pietà

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:32:00 -0400

I walked past a crying woman sitting on a bench, her wailing face turned to the sky. Tears streamed unhidden down her face and she held her arms wide. At her feet, a purse lay on its side, spilling its lip balms and mustard packets onto the beaten ground.

Stunned by how open she was in her grief and forgetful of my place as a stranger to her, I opened my mouth to ask her if there was anything I could do.

Also forgetful of the fact that I was currently in a contest with myself to see how many chocolate chip cookies I could fit in my mouth at one time.

It was seventeen.

But they were the little ones.

lowres: [ ED. NOTE: Angela told me I’ve been working too hard...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:13:32 -0400

lowres:

[ ED. NOTE: Angela told me I’ve been working too hard and that I need to relax and have some fun. So she put me in my favorite costume and sent me out to do a tandem dive with an “experienced skydiver”.

I really hope there’s a big fucking parachute in that bag, because I am so not relaxed right now. ]

The good news is he really is an experienced skydiver. The bad news is when you land, you are strapped to a dinosaur.

I wanna know the Sweeneys a bit more:

Who are your top-5 celebrity crushes?

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0400

I just have a real problem coming up with “all-time favorites” lists for, well… anything. Usually, I can think of one or two, but then I start thinking “Well… that was my favorite then but I don’t like it now, and I really like this now but I didn’t even know it existed back then.”

So this is more of a list of celebrity crushes I can think of right now. (Except for Lauren Graham.)

And for most of them, it’s not a crush on the celebrity, but on the role the celebrity played in a movie or tv show. It’s the character I got to know, not the celebrity. (Except for Lauren Graham.)

So here goes:

Five Celebrity Crushes I Can Think of Right Now!

Anya in Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. I’ve got a geek crush for many of the Whedon women, but I have a special place in my heart for Anya. Maybe it’s the bunnies.

Zoe Bell in Death Proof and Katee Sackhoff in Battlestar Galactica. I have a feeling a night out with either of these women would end with me in a quivering mass by the side of the road while they peel out, spraying me with gravel, looking for Round 2. But it would be awesome.

Rene Russo in The Thomas Crowne Affair. I’m sorry, but if you don’t think she’s blindingly hot in this movie, you are made of stone.

And Lauren Graham in everything Lauren Graham does. Shut up.

Getting To Know You: The Couples Edition!

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:57:59 -0400

Getting To Know You: The Couples Edition!

If you don't look... how do you know when you're... you know... done?

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:52:03 -0400

moltz:

(via weselec)

You just keep wiping and wiping and wiping and WIPING AND WIPING AND WIPING AND WIPING…

OH, GOD, WHEN WILL THE SHAME COME OFF?

You are all my Algonquin Round Table.

1987. Grade 10. I did not have frosted tips. The bleached parts...

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:32:30 -0400

1987. Grade 10.

I did not have frosted tips. The bleached parts were growing out.

So, yes, I guess I did have frosted tips. They just didn’t start out that way.

But the gel. Oh, the gel.

damselesque: So this happened. Jason is on the short-list for...

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:36:49 -0400

damselesque:

So this happened.

Jason is on the short-list for CBC’s Canada Writes!

If they like the online writing challenge they had him do this weekend and he does well in his phone audition this Wednesday, he might be going to Toronto in April for the Eastern Canada finals!

Cross your fingers, everyone!

Photo

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:30:00 -0400

beeborg: DUDES! We recorded a new episode! The Crush Episode....

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:16:26 -0400

beeborg:

DUDES! We recorded a new episode! The Crush Episode. Dave is confused about crushes. Mike & I teach him about crushing-out on someone. My ultimate crush is Bill the Butcher! Click here to listen to episode 13!

Also: If you like MIKE, this is your episode! He is the funniest ever on this episode while Dave & I cruise by on our “good looks.”

Go forth and bask in the greatness.

I made this with my feelings.

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0400

I made this with my feelings.

Let’s All Go To The Car Wash! We went to the car wash! We...

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:27:00 -0400

Let’s All Go To The Car Wash!

We went to the car wash!

We got the Deluxe Wash!

Now you get to see it too!

I am quite impressed with the camcorder’s mic, considering the music in the video is actually what we were listening to in the car wash. Neat!

Also, my wife ate all the snacks.

Let’s all go to the car wash!

Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:10:30 -0400

Let’s all go to the car wash!

"There is also a move named after Callahan in Ultimate (Frisbee) called a Callahan, supposedly..."

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:45:00 -0500

“There is also a move named after Callahan in Ultimate (Frisbee) called a Callahan, supposedly because he was very fond of doing it. It is the act of catching a disc on an interception in the opponent’s end zone by a defensive player for a point. A Callahan in Ultimate is a rare occurrence, because it requires a defender to intercept, rather than simply block, a pass within the end zone the offense is defending. Under normal circumstances, the offense does not start a possession within their own end zone, so opportunities for a Callahan are limited to situations where the offense has been forced into their own end zone (either by a good pull or defensive pressure) or backward passes near the end zone.”

- Henry Callahan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The vast majority of you will not care, but in our indoor Ultimate league semi-final tonight, I caught my very first Callahan.

We also won, so we’re playing in the finals next week.

I’m pretty happy.

My wife is beautiful.

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:40:25 -0500

My wife is beautiful.

i am your canadian boyfriend

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like as a sequel to...

I’m not joking.

GPOYW. Had my audition/interview today for CBC’s Canada...

Nedroid Picture Diary: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

“Gassy angels.” Ladies and gentlemen… my...

Out at a Fancy Restaurant

Pietà

lowres: [ ED. NOTE: Angela told me I’ve been working too hard...

I wanna know the Sweeneys a bit more: Who are your top-5 celebrity crushes?

Getting To Know You: The Couples Edition!

If you don't look... how do you know when you're... you know... done?

1987. Grade 10. I did not have frosted tips. The bleached parts...

damselesque: So this happened. Jason is on the short-list for...

Photo

beeborg: DUDES! We recorded a new episode! The Crush Episode....

I made this with my feelings.

Let’s All Go To The Car Wash! We went to the car wash! We...

Let’s all go to the car wash!

"There is also a move named after Callahan in Ultimate (Frisbee) called a Callahan, supposedly..."

My wife is beautiful.

I wanna know the Sweeneys a bit more:

Who are your top-5 celebrity crushes?