i am your canadian boyfriend

Jim Ray’s bum is a stumbling block on the road of our...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:46:30 -0500

Jim Ray’s bum is a stumbling block on the road of our marriage

Happy Birthday, Jim Ray!

Love, Beth & Jason

retconpunch: You can now pay tumblr $9-$29 to have your blog...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:38:00 -0500

You can now pay tumblr $9-$29 to have your blog featured in the comic directory for a week.

I’m sorry, explodingdog and Low Resolution Theatre, but if you want me to read your inane hipster bullshit webcomics, you’re going to have to pay me that money instead.

#FAILSTAMP #WEBCOMICFAIL #READAREALFUCKINGCOMIC

#IWIN

Oh hi, Retconpunch. Long time reader, first time caller.

As a comic-book reader, I have enjoyed reading your tumblr. You find cool comic books images and that’s aces in my book.

But right now, you’re acting like a child.

I personally know the people that make Low Resolution Theatre. And that is exactly what they do. They make it. Tony writes it and Angela draws it. And it is something that matters quite a bit to them and it is something they hope leads to opportunities outside of Tumblr.

On the other hand, you are posting the works of others.

They are creators. You are a curator.

I enjoy what you do. But I’m going to have to say your reaction to actual creators of a comic attempting to promote their product — creators that care a great deal about what they do — seems…

Well… it seems like something Superboy Prime would do.

Happy Birthday, Aaron! For your birthday, we got you a picture...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:07:07 -0500

Happy Birthday, Aaron!

For your birthday, we got you a picture of some Canadian graffiti next to the train tracks.

From Beth & Jason!

The Hulk Buys Slacks

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:31:16 -0500

“HULK SMASH!”

“No no no, sir. Hulk does not smash.”

“HULK NOT SMASH?”

“No. Hulk buys slacks.”

“HULK BUY SLACKS!”

“Yes, sir. Hulk buys slacks. Now, will that be cash, debit, or credit?”

“HULK HAVE DEBIT CARD!”

“Excellent. Please swipe your card with the stripe facing in.”

“HULK SWIPE!”

“Good. Now enter your PIN.”

“HULK ENTER PIN NUMBER?”

“Actually, PIN is an acronym which stands for ‘Personal Identification Number’. So, saying ‘PIN number’ is redundant.”

“HULK SMASH!”

“titmice think it’s funny too”

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:33:26 -0500

“titmice think it’s funny too”

gorillasushi: For Sween. (original pic) THIS DOESN’T...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:01:06 -0500

gorillasushi:

For Sween.

(original pic)

THIS DOESN’T HELP ME COME TO GRIPS WITH REALITY.

Sometimes I'm certain my cat is Batman

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:24:12 -0500

I mean, I am aware that whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, he’s sleeping right there next to my bum.

And yes, I do know I live in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia and not the fictional city of Gotham.

And when he eats his own throw-up, he is by no means grim.

And his last name is not Wayne.

And he’s really bad at dodging punches.

And he’s a cat.

But this is Batman we’re talking about.

He could have planned this out.

It is the perfect cover.

[Touches cheekbones quizzically.]

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:02:51 -0500

[Touches cheekbones quizzically.]

New Trailer for Iron Man 2 I may have squealed. I may still be...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:44:31 -0500

New Trailer for Iron Man 2

I may have squealed.

I may still be squealing.

Well. That happened.

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:08:32 -0500

Well. That happened.

Twitter: The Criterion Collection What if Twitter… came to...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:31:43 -0500

Twitter: The Criterion Collection

What if Twitter… came to life?

We asked some of our friends to film their favorite tweets. We didn’t care how they did it. They could read it. They could act it. They could do it with puppets. Whatever they wanted. The only rules were it had to be a tweet written by someone else and it had to contain the entire tweet and nothing but the tweet.

This is what they gave us.

We hope you enjoy it.

@poeks & @sween

“Happy Birthday, Bailey!”: The Sweenination My...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:21:46 -0500

“Happy Birthday, Bailey!”: The Sweenination

My portion of the wonderful “Happy Birthday, Bailey!” video.

Of course, being a total dick, I decided to get fancy*.

* Not actually fancy.

Photo

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:42:55 -0500

jasonpermenter: Happy Birthday, Bailey! Turns out it’s...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:00:11 -0500

jasonpermenter:

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

Turns out it’s Bailey’s (@baileygenine) birthday today. Sam (@samhey) and I thought it might be nice if we gathered up a bunch of people to make her a group video card, with this little fill-in-the-blank script as the only direction:

“Hi Bailey! I think that you are [adjective]. For your birthday, I got you a(n) [adverb adjective noun]. Have a(n) [adjective] day - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

Happy birthday, Bailey. Your wonderfully strange friends love you.

Happy Birthday, Bailey!

“some days, rabbits just want to cuddle”

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:01:13 -0500

“some days, rabbits just want to cuddle”

insooutso: He is significant, Mr. NawlinWiki. You wait and...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 09:21:26 -0500

insooutso:

He is significant, Mr. NawlinWiki. You wait and see.

Seriously though, I wanted to post a couple of lines and leave the editing open to all.

Oh, the fun we could have had.

Click to embiggen.

I was wondering why I was fading out of all my old photographs.

angelablack: Hallo Shaving Balloon Ding Dong. I painted this...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:42:50 -0500

angelablack:

Hallo Shaving Balloon Ding Dong.

I painted this today and it’s making me smile. I kind of lurve it even though I need to learn how to steady my hand when doing the black outline. Maybe I need some kind of a paint pen for that part. It be hard, yo. So is speaking proper English.

I bought four more 10x10x2 canvases today so I can paint out a few more of my favourite doodles. I’ll even take better pictures of them so you can see if they are something you might like for your own home. : )

Stay tuned.

I love that I have friends that make art.

This Evening

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:39:27 -0500

Wife: [Holding both sides of her empty dessert plate] I'm going to be licking this. So don't even THINK about touching it."

This Morning

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:36:53 -0500

Me: "I can't believe I said 'Fuck you' to my cereal."
Wife: "We lead complicated lives."

“godzilla and an alien endorse this message” Fuck...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:30:59 -0500

“godzilla and an alien endorse this message”

Fuck Cancer.