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notes 25 Holo-Chess Strategies Tested by Chewbacca (in order)- wet willies
- sexily removing bandolier
- regurgitation
- Jedi mind trick
- Wookiee mind trick
- Card trick
- purple nurples
- singing Life Day carols
- threatening to release flock of mynocks
- releasing flock of mynocks
- hair-pulling
- slam-poetry
- tongue-kissing
- 85-slide PowerPoint deck
- doing the Hokey-Pokey
- doing the Pigeon
- doing opponent’s mom
- noogies
- more slam-poetry
- Super-Poking opponent on Facebook
- Jello-shots
- playing bootleg Zydeco recordings
- defending Zydeco as a musical genre
- tears
- ripping opponent’s arms out of their sockets
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