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I knew @sween was up to something.
But what?
I only want peace.
[Sound of Gayification Laser warming up.]
yah, we’re troublez.
doinwork:markn:timwilkinson:willw:carpeaqua
All of this? It’s true motherfuckers.
(From spiffyairhead.)
This made me crack up. I never really found Canada scary, but these reasons are pretty amusing :). cowgirlblues:
LMAO! And I’m Canadian on my dad’s side of the fam!
i love kindergarten willw:
can i be canadian nao?
Because of this list, I have come up with the following: You’re Impossibly Fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white...
Trebek. He is tremendously powerful. The Great Omniscient has completely infiltrated the U.S., having won our hearts...
As an Alaskan with extensive time spent in Canada, I’d say these are all spot on.
haha I love Canada
and even eats good too! (At least the french part….)
what is your sinister secret canada…
jperry307:oh-sierra:
damn I love canada!
wtf we didn’t have a disco phase???? :(
maybe “reasons to love canada” doinwork:markn:timwilkinson:willw:carpeaqua
I don’t think I mind that we didn’t have a disco phase.
I’ve been saying this for years!!!!
I lol’d. One of my close friends lives in Canada, though, haha.
My mom and I were talking yesterday about how Canada doesn’t do anything. I mean, it’s like the US is in one circle (of...
Another reason to fear Canada: prisoners can vote. They tend to vote Democrat.
ok but marijuana hasn’t been legalized.. we got close but somehow it got stopped. don’t remember why… other than that...
I ♥ being Canadian.
hahaha, i’m FROM canada! found this highly entertaining.
(+) / (+) / (+): Reasons to fear Canada.
lol i want to go to canada
I, for one, have no reason to fear our new canadian overlords.
“NEVER HAD A DISCO PHASE”
I’ve always said those common-law judiciaries are up to no good with their impartiality and consideration of people’s...
yeaaaaahhhh WATCH OUT. but seriously we really do just want peace
hellonewworld & markn &
chartier:atsween:laureola)
I wish I still had my ear flap fur hat.
Oh Canada, I miss thee!
My fellow Canucks… they’re on to us!
Chantal’s is a scary country indeed.
Hahaa, ohskeet. true, ey?
I’d dig around McSweeney’s...find the right link, but i’m lazy.
don’t know either....to guard against a sneak attack, I always carry a bottle of synthetic...
But “Gayification” isn’t even a wor[PEWPEW] SEARING PAIN! TREMENDOUS ATTRACTION TO SWEEN! MUST RESIST URGE TO WEAR...
swear, I’m totally not a spy.
———————- I dunno. Canada isn’t that bad. Fries & Gravy? GENIUS! *Knock Knock* Oh, hey guys. Homeland Security what?
only want peace. [Sound of Gayification Laser warming up.]
I’ve always joked that Canada is the 51st state. Maybe the reality is that the United States is the 11th province…