Talking to the people in my tv
- Me: "Hey. Matthew McConaughey?"
- McConaughey: "Yeah, bro."
- Me: "Can I ask you a question?"
- McConaughey: "Shoot."
- Me: "Do you feel any shame for wasting your potential in absolute pieces of cinematic garbage?"
- McConaughey: "Nah, man."
- Me: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."