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Talking to the people in my tv

  • Me: "Hey. Matthew McConaughey?"
  • McConaughey: "Yeah, bro."
  • Me: "Can I ask you a question?"
  • McConaughey: "Shoot."
  • Me: "Do you feel any shame for wasting your potential in absolute pieces of cinematic garbage?"
  • McConaughey: "Nah, man."
  • Me: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

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