i am your canadian boyfriend |
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass. my twitter • my flickr • my email • store |
| Me: | "Hey. Matthew McConaughey?" |
| McConaughey: | "Yeah, bro." |
| Me: | "Can I ask you a question?" |
| McConaughey: | "Shoot." |
| Me: | "Do you feel any shame for wasting your potential in absolute pieces of cinematic garbage?" |
| McConaughey: | "Nah, man." |
| Me: | "It'd be a lot cooler if you did." |