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Mythological Genitalia

rrrrred:

withak:

YesButNoButYet has post about 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag which isn’t incredibly noteworthy but includes one item of interest:

19: Non sarcastically, he names his genitalia after a Greek and/or Norse god.

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I’ll start you off:

I call my penis Hades because he’s the lord of your underworld.

I [would] call my penis Thor because he brings the thunda.

Too obvious?

Everything springs from Chaos?

Surely you can top this.

I could say “Hephaestus, because I’m married to the Goddess of Love.”

But then my wife would throw up in her mouth.

And Hephaestus ain’t down with that.

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  1. shineonyoucrazydiamond reblogged this from atsween and added:
    hahaha this also made me laugh a whole lot. I dont know whats wrong with me today, I think I might be losing it haha.
  2. redjeep reblogged this from sistacrumpet and added:
    I call mine Omar the Tent maker or Winkie ‘cause he’s either makin tents or just winkin’ at ya -redjeep
  3. dariuswhiteplume reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    I guess the cyclops was not a god. There goes the obvious answer. :-(
  4. withak reblogged this from rrrrred and added:
    I like that one. I want to see more vagina jokes too. Her vagina is called Circe because it turns men into pigs
  5. thefount reblogged this from atsween and added:
    I’m going to apologize for this before I even start, because this may contain some of the worst jokes in recorded...
  6. rrrrred reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    AAAAAND I’M TOPPED. Hard.
  7. sistacrumpet reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    Time to pack it up and call it a night, kids. Shat wins the internet.
  8. jollilama reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    An ugly bullheaded creature locked away for shame, finding maiden nourishment only by arbitrary sacrificial whim of...
  9. sablesma reblogged this from atsween and added:
    Oooh, oooooh, “Prometheus, because he brings the fiyaah!”
  10. atsween reblogged this from rrrrred and added:
    I could say “Hephaestus, because I’m married to the Goddess of Love.” But then my wife would throw up in her mouth. And...
  11. smartasshat reblogged this from rrrrred and added:
    I call mine Cerberus because he gets a lot of head. And it calls you Medusa, because when it sees you it turns to...
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