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Mythological Genitalia
YesButNoButYet has post about 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag which isn’t incredibly noteworthy but includes one item of interest:
19: Non sarcastically, he names his genitalia after a Greek and/or Norse god.
[…]I’ll start you off:
I call my penis Hades because he’s the lord of your underworld.
I [would] call my penis Thor because he brings the thunda.
Too obvious?
Everything springs from Chaos?
Surely you can top this.
I could say “Hephaestus, because I’m married to the Goddess of Love.”
But then my wife would throw up in her mouth.
And Hephaestus ain’t down with that.
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hahaha this also made me laugh a whole lot. I dont know whats wrong with me today, I think I might be losing it haha.
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I call mine Omar the Tent maker or Winkie ‘cause he’s either makin tents or just winkin’ at ya -redjeep
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I guess the cyclops was not a god. There goes the obvious answer. :-(
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I like that one. I want to see more vagina jokes too. Her vagina is called Circe because it turns men into pigs
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I’m going to apologize for this before I even start, because this may contain some of the worst jokes in recorded...
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AAAAAND I’M TOPPED. Hard.
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Time to pack it up and call it a night, kids. Shat wins the internet.
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An ugly bullheaded creature locked away for shame, finding maiden nourishment only by arbitrary sacrificial whim of...
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Oooh, oooooh, “Prometheus, because he brings the fiyaah!”
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I could say “Hephaestus, because I’m married to the Goddess of Love.” But then my wife would throw up in her mouth. And...
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I call mine Cerberus because he gets a lot of head. And it calls you Medusa, because when it sees you it turns to...
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