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fireland: Couple weeks ago I wrote a tweet about eating expired ham which blossomed into a series of vignettes describing the horrific psychosexual aftermath. I figured I’d see #expiredham trending globally with everyone sharing their expired ham stories but the internet refused to play ball as usual. But then my friend Jason drew this for my birthday. Because Jason GETS IT. I’m also boyish handsome.

fireland:

Couple weeks ago I wrote a tweet about eating expired ham which blossomed into a series of vignettes describing the horrific psychosexual aftermath.

I figured I’d see #expiredham trending globally with everyone sharing their expired ham stories but the internet refused to play ball as usual.

But then my friend Jason drew this for my birthday. Because Jason GETS IT.

I’m also boyish handsome.

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    Oh, christ, my times with...are low and depraved. An enormous shank, weeks

 

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