i am your canadian boyfriend

highlights of my wife’s first week on twitter

Peeing in the snow!
Vacationing with Nazis!
She has a vagina!
The murder of a husband by his wife!
Chewbacca penis!
Dog the Bounty Hunter in skorts!
Mungo the Tapeworm!.
Teehee! Satan!

So proud…

No, I’m not crying. I just have something in my eye.

@damselesque. Get in on the ground floor, folks,.