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Saturday Morning

  • Wife: "I had the worst dream. We got divorced. I dreamt we had sex in a pool, but it got filmed. And Moltz put it on his blog. And I told you to get him to take it down. But you wouldn't. So we split up."
  • Me: "That would never happen."
  • Wife: "I know."
  • Me: "We wouldn't have sex."
  • Wife: "In a pool."
  • Me: "Yes. In a pool."

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