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Monkeys

I was thinking about monkeys and how I really like them but then I remembered the Nazi monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark and I was conflicted because I didn’t know if he was a true believer or if he was just following orders and then I felt bad because that’s no excuse but then I remembered he died after eating the poisoned dates and I started to feel terrible because that’s a horrific way to die even for a Nazi monkey but then I remembered that monkey was just an actor so he didn’t really die and he got to work with Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg so I started to feel better but then I realized I hadn’t seen that monkey in any other movies so I started to get worried his career had stalled but then I remembered I have a job.

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