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“who is @sween??????”

I get a lot of people on Twitter asking who I am. As if I’m supposed to be “somebody”. The following is a bio I wrote upon request for an article on Canadian twitterers. I hope this will help to explain the dread majesty that is me:

You have never heard of Jason.

He is not the world’s most famous talk-show host and he does not hide prizes under your seat.

He is not a Hollywood celebrity and he will never marry the ex-wife of Bruce Willis.

He has never put out a hit song nor have his private parts ever been exposed in public. (Except for that one time but he was wearing a kilt so it doesn’t count.)

Jason likes superheroes, cats, and drawing pictures of Godzilla and an alien.

His wife puts up with him.

Which is nice.

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