i am your canadian boyfriend

You all passed the test.

angelablack:

rsmallbone:

yowhatsthehaps:

Dear Angela, Richard and Jason:

I made a bet with Lainey that if I posted the picture of nude Suzuki (or Nudezuki as I like to call him) all three of you would heart it. Because I knew you would. Because we are Canadians and this is what we do. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

I didn’t just heart it. I also rubbed one out to it. I had a Suzukigasm. That’s just the nature of things.

Hahahaha. Well, us Canadians stick together. CANADIAN SANDWICH, FTW!

Also, having worked at the CBC for three years, Soozooks was part of my day on a regular basis. He’s way taller than you’d think.

I tried to hold off hearting this, but then my neighbours all turned to zombies and beseiged me in my house and we ran out of food and started eating towels and then we ran out of towels and then our cats started to give us funny looks and so I finally hearted it and now everything is fine.