Real Little Boys’ Room • i am your canadian boyfriend

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Real Little Boys’ Room

[I wrote this four years ago. I post it simply as proof of absolutely zero personal growth on my part.]

Have you headed out of the office and announced, “I’m going to the little boys’ room”?

Did you ever wish you were actually heading to a real little boys’ room?

I would love to have a real Little Boys’ Room:

I would have to enter the room through a trap-door under my desk.
There would be a password to get in.
No girls would be allowed. Except for cool girls that liked Star Wars and climbing trees.
The walls would have cowboys and indians wallpaper.
There would be toy-boxes scattered around the room, filled with Micronauts, Legos, and water pistols.
There would be a section of the room where an ever-evolving sofa-cushion-and-blanket fort was constantly being added to and modified.
One corner of the room would have a functional pond, with actual tadpoles and frogs.
There would be a tv nook and it would always plays episodes of Battle of the Planets and Star Blazers and Robotech and cool stuff like that.
Superballs would randomly be ejected into the room at varying rates.
The floor would be made of some high-tech material that could morph into different forms and consistency, ranging from trampoline-bouncy to hockey-rink-slipperiness.
One wall would be filled entirely with bookshelves, containing thousands of comic books. Especially lots of Legion of Superheroes.
And there would be a tire swing.
And a puppy.

Admit it. That would be wicked.

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