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We’re having a horrible time.
my name is jason sweeney.
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass.
my drawings • my store • my twitter • my flickr
Posted 1 month ago
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Posted 1 month ago
via luckyshirt
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Everyone go kick Rob Delaney’s ass for tumbling a tweet.
For those of you just joining us:
Some people give me shit for doing this. To which I have constantly replied:
“Twitter moves too quickly, and it’s easy for stuff to get lost there. So if a joke is funny (or the opposite) (usually the opposite), sometimes I put it here as well. Where it lasts longer and has a better chance of actually making someone laugh (or groan) (usually groan).
Do you give bands shit for playing the same song in two different cities?”
To which those people usually reply:
“I am so sorry. You’re very handsome.”
I never would have seen this joke if Rob didn’t tumbl it.
So.
Join us next week when we light up the chumps who get pissy about making a joke on the internet more than once.
I wonder if Luckyshirt knows we can see Rob Delaney’s tweets on Twitter.
Posted 1 month ago
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Five times. I’ve watched this five times in the past 12 hours. And I still get goosebumps every time.
Please please please please get it right.
(Source: youtube.com)
Posted 1 month ago
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zuhl:
@sween is still my Canadian boyfriend.
(Nunchuk wielding octopus art courtesy of the 10YO, who demanded credit and is now talking about royalties and a “structured payment schedule.”)
#chalkquote
Posted 1 month ago
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I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.
My favorite quote from Roger Ebert’s legendary review of North.
RIP, Mr. Ebert.
Posted 1 month ago
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Get a Fucking Library Card … or a Kindle!
If you ever read the book version of anything on TV that people are currently raving about right at this moment, this will soothe your soul. And possibly make you want to knock stuff over and bite things.
This is important.