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tj:

lindstifa:

tj:

thisistheglamorous:

abloodymess:

chismosa-morenita:

vengeanceandfrogurt:

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no way.

I’ll make the argument that he’s a good choice:- He already has the middle age bloat, dark circles under his eyes, and receding hairline to look like a beaten down lifer of a cop.- If the role requires a quick talking ne’er-do-well who skirts around the rules by using his charm but comes off as insanely sleazy, he’s got this persona down. This is usually the first archetype who gets killed.- True Detective could become a zany rom-com about police officers who are great partners but terrible lovers.- Yahoo paid for this season and wanted to capture the “magic” of The Internship.- He plays a pedophile.

1) Neither Matthew McConaughey nor Woody Harrelson would have been my first choice.Both gave the best performances I’ve ever seen from them, in anything (I haven’t seen Dallas Buyer’s Club).2) They could cast Meryl Streep & Idris Erba and people would still say it was a disappointing season because they’re expecting it to be as awesome as something they went into with no expectations which turned out to be great. 



IDRIS. ERBA. REALLY TJ???? ERBA. 

Erstwhile Ebola?

Let it go, Lindsay. It’s not like it’s a really famous name, like Jersus Chist.

tj:

lindstifa:

tj:

thisistheglamorous:

abloodymess:

chismosa-morenita:

vengeanceandfrogurt:

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no way.

I’ll make the argument that he’s a good choice:
- He already has the middle age bloat, dark circles under his eyes, and receding hairline to look like a beaten down lifer of a cop.
- If the role requires a quick talking ne’er-do-well who skirts around the rules by using his charm but comes off as insanely sleazy, he’s got this persona down. This is usually the first archetype who gets killed.
- True Detective could become a zany rom-com about police officers who are great partners but terrible lovers.
- Yahoo paid for this season and wanted to capture the “magic” of The Internship.
- He plays a pedophile.

1) Neither Matthew McConaughey nor Woody Harrelson would have been my first choice.

Both gave the best performances I’ve ever seen from them, in anything (I haven’t seen Dallas Buyer’s Club).

2) They could cast Meryl Streep & Idris Erba and people would still say it was a disappointing season because they’re expecting it to be as awesome as something they went into with no expectations which turned out to be great.

IDRIS. ERBA. REALLY TJ???? ERBA.

Erstwhile Ebola?

Let it go, Lindsay. It’s not like it’s a really famous name, like Jersus Chist.

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'Bout what I expected. Zoom Image

'Bout what I expected.

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I was still hungry, so my wife cut me off a little heart from her waffle. Just to prove she loves me. (When she discovers I posted this, she will destroy me.) Zoom Image

I was still hungry, so my wife cut me off a little heart from her waffle. Just to prove she loves me. (When she discovers I posted this, she will destroy me.)

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The Lost Voice of Sam Cooke's Brother

bestrooftalkever:

Wow.

Holy crap.

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Nothing like a stress-free vacation! Zoom Image

Nothing like a stress-free vacation!

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Go home, bunny — you’re drunk. Zoom Image

Go home, bunny — you’re drunk.

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An old anchor and the old ball and chain. Zoom Image

An old anchor and the old ball and chain.

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Woke up in a hotel room with this delicate wood nymph. Zoom Image

Woke up in a hotel room with this delicate wood nymph.

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And THAT’S how you start a goddamn vacation. Zoom Image

And THAT’S how you start a goddamn vacation.

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I have never seen anything more stressful in my life. Zoom Image

I have never seen anything more stressful in my life.

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I am at my place of employment.

I am at my place of employment.

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delgrosso:

Throwback to the worst boy-band ever, with Adam and Jason.
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delgrosso:

Throwback to the worst boy-band ever, with Adam and Jason.

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Ugh. They got the cheap toilet paper. Zoom Image

Ugh. They got the cheap toilet paper.

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Ugh. Zoom Image

Ugh.