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Hey, little buddy. Zoom Image

Hey, little buddy.

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I can’t tell if she’s diagnosed or just a big ol’ weirdo.
My wife

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February 28, 2009

luckyshirt:

thisdayinfavrd:

  1. "World Music" is a genre like "Anybody Who’s Not All Pasty-Looking" is a race.
    @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 54
  2. Why do characters on tv only hang out with people they work with? Do they live in Hell?
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 50
  3. "Massage relaxes the mom and should be performed in much the same environment as the baby was conceived." Great. Taco Bell parking lot.
    @awryone (Josh Donoghue) – 46
  4. Seven Deadly Sins (updated): PWN’D, NOM, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, WANT, WANT, WANT, and meh.
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 45
  5. Profoundly funny tweet #1260351715 (?)
    @luckyshirt (Unavailable) – 39
  6. i hope someone teaches me a grammar lesson at a bus stop, so one day i can tell my kid all about what i learned on the streets.
    @baileygenine (Bailey Siewert) – 38
  7. You can’t help but be disturbed when an email from your mother contains simply the line: “Rebooted the internet - everything fine now.”
    @secretsquirrel (Ryan Bateman) – 37
  8. After we explain what a bookmark is to Leta, she goes, “So it’s the thing you use to pause a book. I get it.”
    @dooce (Heather B. Armstrong) – 37
  9. Yesterday: Used poor grammar on multiple occasions.

    Today: Hiding from grammar zombies in the attic.

    Tomorrow: IMMMPROPER TENSSSSSSSSSSE.
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 36
  10. Profoundly funny tweet #1260577985 (?)
    @cleversimon (Unavailable) – 34

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Even though my tweet is missing, this just made me nostalgic as hell. Jason. Bailey. Look.

*sniff* We were just babies.

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(Source: twitter.com)

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We should really be doing our jobs.

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I wonder if Jason knows we can read his tweets on twitter.

Make a Superfight card about it and I might.

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A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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Happy Birthday, little guy. Zoom Image

Happy Birthday, little guy.

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damselesque:

GO CANADA GO!

God we’re adorable.

damselesque:

GO CANADA GO!

God we’re adorable.

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Sorry.
Canadian Olympic gold medalist (via adtothebone)

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everythinginthesky:

My brother disappeared over the weekend.  I’d gone down to see him and my mom.  We were watching a movie at around 10:30pm, when he stood up and went to the kitchen.  He then presumably walked out.
I went to see where he was after about 20 minutes.  When I couldn’t find him, I assumed/hoped he’d gone out for a cigarette and a walk.

We went out to search for him and hour or so later, and phoned the police about 3 hours after that. We’ve done everything we can since then, including posting flyers and searching everywhere.  It’s been 36 hours now.  The temperature has been around 0° C both evenings and it’s been raining as of last night.

If you know anyone in south England - especially in Hants/Hampshire - I’d really appreciate if you could point them toward this post, ask them to take a quick glance at the picture and keep it in mind when travelling over the next few days.  We believe he’s been off his medication for around 5 days.  He’s not violent at all, nor a hazard to anyone but himself.  He will probably be confused, with some periods of lucidity.  If found, please immediately contact the Hampshire police on the non-emergency number 101, referencing case #200 from 16th February 2014.

Thank you. Zoom Image

everythinginthesky:

My brother disappeared over the weekend. I’d gone down to see him and my mom. We were watching a movie at around 10:30pm, when he stood up and went to the kitchen. He then presumably walked out.
I went to see where he was after about 20 minutes. When I couldn’t find him, I assumed/hoped he’d gone out for a cigarette and a walk.

We went out to search for him and hour or so later, and phoned the police about 3 hours after that. We’ve done everything we can since then, including posting flyers and searching everywhere. It’s been 36 hours now. The temperature has been around 0° C both evenings and it’s been raining as of last night.

If you know anyone in south England - especially in Hants/Hampshire - I’d really appreciate if you could point them toward this post, ask them to take a quick glance at the picture and keep it in mind when travelling over the next few days. We believe he’s been off his medication for around 5 days. He’s not violent at all, nor a hazard to anyone but himself. He will probably be confused, with some periods of lucidity. If found, please immediately contact the Hampshire police on the non-emergency number 101, referencing case #200 from 16th February 2014.

Thank you.

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damselesque:

See?

Did you see the Valentine my wife made for me? Because you really should see it. Zoom Image

damselesque:

See?

Did you see the Valentine my wife made for me? Because you really should see it.

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apelad:

This gag has probably been done before.

Welp, this is amazing. Zoom Image

apelad:

This gag has probably been done before.

Welp, this is amazing.

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Happy Valentine’s Day, to my very own Rosie Cotton. Zoom Image

Happy Valentine’s Day, to my very own Rosie Cotton.

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Any help you can provide, please contact @rahrahtempleton. Zoom Image

Any help you can provide, please contact @rahrahtempleton.