July 2011
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WatchA Birthday greeting for Mike from Mumbai.
Internal Review
Me: “Can I tweet this?”
Wife: “What?”
Me: “‘Apparently, my wife is really turned on by lackluster sex.’”
Wife: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Me: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Wife: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Me: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Wife: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Me: “Ha-ha-ha!”
Wife: “No.”
Me: “No.”
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I write for a living
We went to an all-you-can-eat buffet this weekend with Angela.
I wanted to make fun of her when she said she was full.
The best I could come up with was “Fully”.
Love
Tonight I made hamburgers. My wife wanted give our cat a taste, but due to his dental surgery, he can only eat wet food for two weeks.
My wife loves our cat.
Which is why I got to watch my wife chew a mouthful of hamburger, spit it into her hand, and then feed it to our cat.
Lunchtime
At lunch, I go to the park. I sit. I eat. I read. I look at the people.
There is one man who comes to the park and stands by a tree and smokes.
Actually, he stands facing the tree. His face is a foot and a half away from the tree and he smokes at the tree.
Actually, he stands a foot and a half away from the tree, facing it, smoking at the tree, and slowly side-steps his way counter-clockwise...
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