March 2011
32 posts
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WatchIn which our two protagonists discuss Sween and Damselesque’s growing lameness on the anniversary of Sniffyjenkins’ birth.
With a surprise appearance.
(Happy Birthday, Justine!)
Still can't find the Colour app. Is it even in the...
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My wife on the subject of people complaining about...
“I don’t even have anything better to do and I still have better things to do with my time.”
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WatchIn which Jasper eats some yogurt.
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Whenever I see a picture of a hipster chick...
(Also: I have got to stop eating 15-year-olds at lunch. So sleepy.)
American Drink: Long may your big jib draw →
americandrink:
Picture it: you’re in a crowded, dingy little bar, standing in front of everyone like you’re performing in a play. But drunk. The bartender hands you a codfish. You kiss it sloppily on the mouth, slipping it some tongue. The bartender speaks what sounds like gibberish to you. You speak some gibberish back and slam a shot of the raunchiest dark rum available. Then— and only...
One More Thing
In the past six months, I accepted a brand new job in Toronto. So we quit our jobs, sold our house, and moved our entire lives from Nova Scotia to Toronto.
Now? One more change.
After five months, I’m leaving my job.
Nothing wrong with that job. It’s been great.
But I’ve been offered a job as a writer.
And if I have a chance to be paid to live with the terror of being...
Hey Chicago! Let's All Put Alcohol in Our Bodies...
I am coming to Chicago for my last work trip this week.
Let us eat, drink, and be merry!
Monday night, 8:00pm at Theory!
BEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEERE.
I have posted nothing but pictures of my cat for...
My ball sack is filled with glitter and Marshmallow Fluff.
Taking a break from people freaking out about...
A true story
Bee: "She didn't know who Wonder Woman is!"
Me: "What?? She's only the most iconic female superhero of all time!"
Henry: "Yes! Except for Aquaman!"