February 2011
36 posts
In which we wish Richard a Happy Birthday and...
“This is the same dog I fell in love with as a puppy, the one that I cuddled and...”
– Ainsley Drew
Subway
I’m sitting in a packed subway car on the way to work when we pull into a station. The doors open and a lady near me gets up and works her way through the crowd and out the doors. I notice her glove has fallen to the floor. I call out, “Your glove!” The door-closing chime sounds.
A man leaning by the closing doors yells, “Hey! Lady!” as the woman sitting across from...
Watchangelablack:
This is what happens when you dump a shitload of your drawings into a folder and set them to music. By no means artistic or exhaustive… but fun to see how many of you figure into my scribbles. Also, enjoy a couple of easter eggs that I didn’t bother to pull out. Tee hee.
I recommend letting the video load completely before hitting play to avoid an adventure to...
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I always thought my wife was a Dean woman and now...
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Jay-Z just told me to turn the music up in my...
HE’S A WITCH.
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Awkward
I imagine the most awkward part of being a super-villain is just after the contractors finish constructing your secret lair and you’re about to entomb them alive in a mausoleum so your secret lair actually remains secret, but then you realize you have absolutely no idea how to build a mausoleum so you have to ask the contractors if they can recommend anyone good but not too pricey.
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These airport lounge chocolate chip cookies taste...
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“Let’s set the existence-of-god issue aside for a later volume, and just...”
– Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon
My favorite book.