December 2011
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It’s a Christmas miracle.
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Killer Sween
lafix:
I’m here to warn you.
Last night I watched a movie where I thought Sween was trying to murder Liam Neeson. Cause he was all,
“Hey, don’t worry, eh? I’m following you in the subway, eh? I’m sorry. CANADA!”
and then he was all,
“Hey, hold the door, will ya, eh? No, eh? that’s okay. I’m so sorry. CANADA!” (with bonus murder eyes)
and then it was like,
“Hey, Liam Neeson, eh? Guess...
This is an exact quote.
Me: "It's not my fault if you get sick."
Wife: "Yes it is! You're Patient Zero! Black Betty! iPhone Dumbledore!"
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Since we're talking about tweet/tumblrups…
rsmallbone:
Toronto Tweetup, June 15-17, 2012.
Save the date. More details as we get our shit together.
This is a thing.
Waiting for the Streetcar
Wife: "I'm not doing your Christmas shopping for you. I'm not your slut!"
Me: "... Do you even know what a slut does?"
Wife: "I know a lot of things."