October 2011
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The Movembering Approaches
Movember is almost here. For those not in the know, here is the skinny on Movember:
During November each year, Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces, in Canada and around the world. With their “Mo’s”, these men raise vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer.
On Movember 1st, guys register at Movember.com with a...
Friday Chatter
Wife: "I have a constant tickle in my throat. I'm not too happy about this new development."
Me: "That sucks more than you on a cough drop!"
Wife: "Or me on your pee pee!"
Me: "Everything sucks more than you on my pee pee."
The Very Necessary Twitter Guide | Marketing... →
For those that may be interested, this is the article I appeared in a few weeks ago.
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PS: I did not come up with nor do I endorse the use of the word “Twizzard”, as it is a very silly word.
PPS: I do endorse the use of the word “Twibzard” in reference to any and all Shumkas.
Till Death Do Us Fart
My wife told me I don’t need to announce every time I burp or fart.
So now I don’t say anything.
Until she asks me if I burped or farted.
Which is every time I burp or fart.
“And then your father turned to me and said, “Oh my god — I just realized...”
– My mother, proving family history can be fun.
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