i am your canadian boyfriend: Archive

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Sep 30th

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Sep 26th

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And can I just say?

Angela Black? Good people.

Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

Sep 25th

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Sep 22nd

The Scoop

So, you might have heard Beth and I bought a condo last weekend. Yeah, about that… In the past week we discovered some issues regarding the condo. So we backed out of the deal. Which sucked. But that opened the door for what happened next. I was offered a job. Which is why Beth and I both handed in our resignations yesterday. And on October 1st, Beth and I are moving to Toronto. So...

Sep 19th

CBC.ca | Day 6 | Jason Sweeney: Looks into the... →

“Come suckle at my bosom and become GODS!” I wrote it all so I could say this.

Sep 18th

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Sep 17th

Change Your Stars

Wife: “You need to take risks if you are going to change your stars.” Me: “Did you just quote ‘A Knight’s Tale’ at me?” Wife: “Yes I did.” Me: “I love you so much.” Wife: “Good.”

Sep 16th

My wife grabs my foot and sings

This little piggy went to market This little piggy is weird and and bony This little piggy has a black nail This little piggy has none This little piggy went, “OH MY GOD WHY AM I SO WEIRD LOOKING?!”

Sep 14th

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I really want to take the time to thank everybody...

But Beth took me to a movie tonight and I decided because it was my birthday I wanted to eat both popcorn AND nachos. That was a bad idea.

Sep 14th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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Sep 11th

My wife reading the first line of Mary Shelley's...

“You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, BITCH? WHERE’S THE MONSTER?”

Sep 11th

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