February 2010
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Twist ending! It’s a love duet!
Calling Andrew Lloyd Webber…
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Watch“a lonely sandwich”
For Adam on his birthday.
Adam, I hope your day is fabulous.
Happy Birthday.
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The Chicken Incident
You may have noticed I like to draw pictures of animals with little bits of “trivia” underneath them. They make me very happy. A while back, friends expressed interest in purchasing merchandise with these drawings on them. So, I opened my very own Zazzle store. I’ve sold t-shirts, prints, and mugs. I haven’t made a lot of money, but I’ve made a little. Mainly, I was...
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What has Twitter Done for Me in Real Life?
A few days ago I was contacted by Misty Harris, a reporter for Canwest News Service. She was doing an article on some Canadian Twitterers and what sort of effect it has had on their offline life — book deals, job opportunities, etc. She asked me to send her my experiences.
The article is online here: Tweets translate into fame and fortune for Canadians
But if you are interested, here is...
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Don't make me angry.
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WatchWho Is Luckyshirt?
Wherein your humble narrator attempts to answer the age-old question.
Happy Birthday, Luckyshirt.
wordishness asked: Can you do a platypus? I don't mean DO one. I mean draw one. Can you draw one? A platypus?
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“They are very not quiet.”
– A Canadian describing a loud person in the most Canadian way possible
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Just say "Fine"
“How are you?”
“Not good, man. Not good. I can’t get the word ‘vagina’ out of my head. Seriously. Right now I’m talking to you, but I can see the word ‘vagina’ flashing in the corner of my mind’s eye. Blink. Vagina! Blink. Vagina! Blink. Vagina! We’re talking one hundred and sixty-three days now. I’ve tried everything....
Wife: "What's that saying about not counting your chickens before they're hatched?"
Me: "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
Wife: "I hate you."
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damselesque:
Happy Birthday, Aimee.
We had a...
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Meanwhile
“Ok, here’s the plan. Since the cake is in my backseat, we’ll have to take your car-“
“Batmobile.”
“Fine. ‘Batmobile’. We’ll stop by Costco for the pizza bagels and jalapeño poppers-“
“Batpoppers.”
“Really? Whatever. Then we have to head over to the liquor store and pick up the keg I ordered-“
...
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Want to know what our video setup is?
I attach my iPhone to a tripod with a rubber band.
Shit just got real, yo.
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WatchIt’s Josh Hopkins’ Birthday and We’ll Suck If We Want To
A successful birthday video is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.
This is what happens when you drop the zeroes out of those percentages.
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Me: "Do you want me to turn out the light?"
Wife: "In a minute. When I'm happy."
[Pause.]
Wife: "It might be more than a minute."
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My wife as a pterodactyl.
“It’s fun to say Allosaurus with a...
My wife sends an email on her iPhone. It makes the “message sent” sound. The sound ends. She starts making more sounds, imagining the email going on a more fanstastical journey.
I hear the email flying through space.
I love her.
“Will you heart my cock?”
– My wife. Memes are weird.
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Louder
On our drive to work in the morning, Beth and I listen to my iPhone through the car stereo. We put it on shuffle and Beth’s in charge of skipping the songs we — i.e., she — doesn’t want to listen to. Of course, this means that she skips a lot of Sloan, but somehow she never seems to skip over The Cult or Death From Above 1979.
This morning, Justice came on. And as soon as...
wordishness asked: What's your favorite medium for drawing? What did you use for the 'beavers' one?
(Nice stuff.)
(Nice stuff.)
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