January 2010
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WatchAn Evening with @fireland
Happy Birthday, Josh.
damselesque:
Happy Birthday, Rommie!
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“Well. That was unfulfilling.”
– My wife upon exiting the bathroom.
Happy Birthday, Tony. Thanks for being so awesome.
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In honor of the anniversary of the birth of Mr....
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WatchMy wife is really tired.
“We are the Internet. Suck it.”
– @sniffyjenkins, San Francisco Tweet-Up Director of Public Relations.
“It hurts to be this happy.”
– Angela Black
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This plane has in-flight Wi-Fi.
This plane has no jacks to charge electronic devices.
This plane was designed by O. Henry.
Current status: going to the airport.
Current status.
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“Yugwre iv2ZFD;GLFDYJKSFDNsdxN WT4HILQUEPOFJJKDOPSERK 5NYKEOFJE’ AWL;[ V...”
– My wife, via email, just now.
(She’s a little excited.)
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My wife at a fancy restaurant.
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Also?
We had an incident broiling steak the other night and now everything in the house smells like meat.
Including my wife.
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My wife smells like meat.
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