October 2009
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List of things I could buy for $2.99 or less
coffee chocolate bar pizza slice newspaper broccoli pencil sharpener chunk tuna packed in water spatula Spider-Man temporary tattoos bay leaves box of straws aluminum foil batteries LED keychain flashlight Cool Ranch Doritos dental floss souvenir shot glass Batman & Robin #4 finger puppet butternut squash red bandana protractor box of tissues with aloe vera cable ties ...
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September 2009
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Awesome Customer Service
Last week, I ordered one of the frigging lovely “Pork Chop Express” t-shirts from Last Exit to Nowhere. Today I received an email from them. I was told that there would be a delay in shipping as they had to reprint the shirt. I was then given two options: - If I did not want to wait, I could cancel my order and my money would be refunded. Or… - I could wait patiently for the...
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My wife's new favorite thing is when I get an idea...
Sep 26th
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“I’m going to check Facebook LOL!”
– My wife. Right now. Out loud. (Yes. She pronounced “LOL”.)
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conversation with my wife
Wife: “Is battle-axe one word or two?” Me: “It’s hyphenated.” Wife: “Thank you! O-R-C?” Me: “Yes.” Wife: “Okay! Go star my tweet!” I love her.
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Evidently, I need more experience working in...
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Why I always end up at Starbucks.
yowhatsthehaps: 1) People keep giving me gift cards from there, so I keep using them. FREE COFFEE IS FREE COFFEE, YO. 2) If I am buying coffee, it is because I am running late and didn’t have time to make my own espresso. Since Starbucks is located right outside of the train station, it is convenient. HOWEVER, when I’m actually going out for the purpose of getting a coffee I will go to a local...
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I submitted a support request to Twitter this past...
Hi, We’ve been flooded with support emails; too many to answer. Please bear with us and try to redo whatever it was that you wrote in about. If you’re still having the problem, reply to this email and I’ll try to help you. You don’t need to reiterate the problem, I’ll be able to read your initial query and your ticket will be re-opened. I’ve marked this...
Sep 17th
Picture your mother. Now imagine mothers never...
HOPE YOUR NOT MAD.
Sep 17th
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Oof. Vacation pictures... posted!
You can check them out here. Or just wait for me to pull a TJ.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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As I am stuck at home in work-mandated quarantine, I am doing things that I can do lying down in bed. Shut up. Not that. I have 70+ photos currently being uploaded to Flickr. I’m am now in the midst of re-reading “Crisis On Infinite Earths”, which will be followed by “Infinite Crisis” and “Final Crisis”. If you know comics, you know this is no mean...
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