July 2009
121 posts
Which Dinobrain cast member's brain is most like...
I’d go with Bee.
Go listen to Dinobrain.
I'm hungry. I wonder what my mom is doing?
Great. Now I'M the first Google result for...
Oh poop looks like I went to sleep earlier than I...
I will remove that shortly. I feel douche-y doing...
When you decide you're ready to hear more about...
Culture engines
swamibooba:
(This is a repost from my blog, which I suspect most of you don’t read, hence its presence here.)
Culture engines are measurable groups of people who share a common set of values, tastes, and slang that become nebulous in creation of art, entertainment, and other culture artifacts. There is no way to predict when a culture engine will pop up, but their biggest cause is a period of...
Facepalmbook
Just got an email from Facebook titled “Reminder: 2 of your friends invited you to join Facebook”.
I have been a member of Facebook for over two years.
Listed in the “People you may know” section of the email?
Me.
One of the two friends that Facebook informs me “recently invited [me] to be their friend on Facebook”?
My father.
Who passed away over a year...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-26) →
The Belmont Playboys (3)
Southern Culture on the Skids (3)
Rob Zombie (2)
Common (2)
The Killers (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
To clarify: that is my all-time favorite of MY...
Cancel the butt-hurt.
Upon review of my activities last night on Tumblr:
Wife: “You don’t think those photos seem a little… ‘Michael Jackson’, do you?”
How many webpages did I open up gathering evidence...
12.
"who is @sween??????"
I get a lot of people on Twitter asking who I am. As if I’m supposed to be “somebody”. The following is a bio I wrote upon request for an article on Canadian twitterers. I hope this will help to explain the dread majesty that is me:
You have never heard of Jason.
He is not the world’s most famous talk-show host and he does not hide prizes under your seat.
He is not a...
You all passed the test.
angelablack:
rsmallbone:
yowhatsthehaps:
Dear Angela, Richard and Jason:
I made a bet with Lainey that if I posted the picture of nude Suzuki (or Nudezuki as I like to call him) all three of you would heart it. Because I knew you would. Because we are Canadians and this is what we do. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
I didn’t just heart it. I also rubbed one out to it. I had a Suzukigasm. That’s just the...
Seriously? Not one comment on how I cleverly...
"Nah... no one's interested in that."
When I was younger, I would occasionally smoke some hash at parties. And everytime I did, I would go silent. I would be completely engaged in what was going on around me, but no sound would leave my lips. I’d even laugh silently, body shaking, doubled over, but no sound.
People found it amusing.
In my head, my mind would be racing a million miles a minute with jokes and ideas and...
THEME FROM STAR WARS!
RISE AND SHINE!
UP AND AT...
Which do you prefer: young and virile Luckyshirt...
Did I just jump out of bed, run to the computer,...
Yes. Yes I did.
Please excuse me while I go punch myself in the eye.
