May 2009
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April 2009
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I am 37 years old and I spend time considering how...
Apr 30th
Any audiobooks recommendations?
I just realized I still had an Audible account that was taking money out of my account every month. As I had forgotten about it, I figure it is a good time to cancel it. But I need to use up the credits I have in there before I can cancel it. Can anyone recommend some good audiobooks (or other recorded materials) that Audible offers?
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screw it
I’m making Sexy Sex Thursday my day to post pictures of my comic book crushes. Unfollow at will.
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this morning
Wife: "No, you can't write that! You make me out to be some kind of comedic bitch! Like Maude! And look what happened to her!"
Me: "She was loved by millions and lived a long and happy life?"
Wife: "EXACTLY!"
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“This study investigated biased message processing of political satire in The...”
– The Irony of Satire: Political Ideology and the Motivation to See What You Want to See in The Colbert Report — LaMarre et al. 14 (2): 212 — The International Journal of Press/Politics
Apr 28th
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“I’ve been really busy. I solved the riddle of the Sphinx, gained entrance...”
– FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology - McSweeney’s
Apr 28th
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“It’s lonely in the tweet mines.”
– Jon Armstrong (blurb) I would pay good money to have this on a t-shirt.
Apr 28th
Remember when there was no internet and you had to...
Good times.
Apr 27th
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AND WHEN I FOUND MYSELF ON GOOGLE IMAGES TYPING "I...
Apr 27th
Did I Do It Again?
Yes I did. Button-fly pants and button-fly boxers. On a Monday. Again. One of these days, I’m just going to wake up, pee on my clothes, and be done with it.
Apr 27th
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My Top 5 Songs Sung by Me (including sample...
“Going to the Chapel” - “I’m gooooing to the bathroom and I’m gooooonna have a poo-ooo-ooo-oop!” “Jesus Christ Superstar” - “Jeeesus Christ… Suuuperstar! I have to fart in ou-our car!” “Hooked on a Feeling” - “Aaaaaah-ah-aa! I’m poking your tummy!” “Our House” - “Our House! In the...
Apr 27th
HI GUYS. I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF GUYS NAMED...
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Dashboard Brain Fuckery
talesofbeingtj: The Tumblr dashboard is a really strange place. On the one hand you’ve got adamisacson posting amazing “This Is What a Cool Grown Up Is Like” stuff from his life and work. Next post: random, unexpected female nudity. This isn’t a complaint(*), just a recognition of the mind-fuck that happens went you cross the streams, which is, of course, what the Dashboard is. (*) Two...
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MY MOBY IS BIGGER THAN LUCKYSHIRT'S. IS THAT A...
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PS: one final note about the kilt picture
Fully regimental, baby.
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Listeninthefade: It’s morning, which means it’s time...
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25 Holo-Chess Strategies Tested by Chewbacca (in...
wet willies sexily removing bandolier regurgitation Jedi mind trick Wookiee mind trick Card trick purple nurples singing Life Day carols threatening to release flock of mynocks releasing flock of mynocks hair-pulling slam-poetry tongue-kissing 85-slide PowerPoint deck doing the Hokey-Pokey doing the Pigeon doing opponent’s mom noogies more slam-poetry Super-Poking...
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