January 2010
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December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Hi Jason! Hi Beth!
yowhatsthehaps: Are you on the plane right now? That is crazy. WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! I like plane rides. I’m going on one soon. Hooray! I may have just eaten a great deal of sugar. Wheeeee! I still have chocolate left. OMG. I can feel my eyes breathing. HAHA! Anyway, have fun on your plane ride. Enjoy your snacks! Your pal, Sarah HI HAPSY! Sadly, our flight has already occurred. Someone...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 26th
Dear family
damselesque: Please, for the love of God, stop feeding me. I don’t need spaghetti, turkey and steak for supper. That means you too, Jason. Remember this?
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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My Bestest Christmas Present
The bestest Christmas present I got today was the love of my truly spectacular wife. I got some stuff, but it’s stuff. She’s the real deal. Oh. I got to eat bacon too. That was awesome.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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I am getting quietly and pleasantly drunk.
If you were here, I would be hugging you and telling you I love you, man, no, really, I love you.
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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THIS IS BIG!
THIS IS MEDIUM!
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Sounding Board
Me: "How does this sound? 'Santa's naughty list has been much more comprehensive since he implemented the purity test.'"
Wife: "... Okay?"
Me: "Do you know what the purity test is?"
Wife: "When Santa puts his finger in their vagina?"
Dec 24th
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When you discover the top google results for "no...
Dec 23rd
“[Exit, pursued by a bear.]”
– The Winter’s Tale Greatest stage direction ever or GREATEST STAGE DIRECTION EVER? (Thank you for reminding of this, Ross.)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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I woke up in these pajamas. I spent the day in...
Dec 21st
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Remember?
Remember when you were a kid and you saw an incredible movie — like “Star Wars” — and when you left the movie you couldn’t think straight? When the world of the movie was superimposed over your mind’s eye? When your Dad had to grab your arm to keep you from walking into lampposts? When he had to say your name three times just to tell you the car was over here, Jason Jason Jason, over here? When...
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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My wife can't see my tweets. I can't see her...
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
Have been informed my tweets are invisible....
What was I talking about?
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Sometimes I post pictures of Power Girl just to...
OH HAI JOHN!
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Whenever someone insults me on Twitter, I find the...
And that puts everything in perspective.
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
Drawing fur is hard
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Come on, guys. Didn't you know the best way to get...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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It is late and I hear the siren call of my bed. So...
Dec 10th