November 2009
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Addendum to my last drawing
Visit it on Flickr. Enlarge it. Check out the background pattern to the card.
Sometimes, Photoshop is fun.
How do you know I'm serious?
I typed that on my motherfucking IPHONE.
Dear Anna,
I got to know Jason over one weekend this summer in Boston. When he met me I was absolutely hammered. As in “he had to sign my credit card for me” hammered.
He didn’t hold it against me.
I got to spend a lot of time with him those three days. But the moment I remember most is him standing on the sidewalk, camera at his waist, trying to take a picture of a tiny confetti heart...
Yeah, extra tartar sauce.
– @seoulbrother
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Talking to the people in my tv
Me: "Hey. Matthew McConaughey?"
McConaughey: "Yeah, bro."
Me: "Can I ask you a question?"
McConaughey: "Shoot."
Me: "Do you feel any shame for wasting your potential in absolute pieces of cinematic garbage?"
McConaughey: "Nah, man."
Me: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
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I HEARTED YOUR PICTURE! BECAUSE I HAVE MY IPHONE IN THE BATHTUB! WOO!
– My wife
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I really should learn how to draw the human form...
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Texting with my wife
Me: “Hi honey. I love you. Hee-hee.”
Wife: “Who the fuck are you?”
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The fastest way to teach yourself you don't know...
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