i am your canadian boyfriend

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

You know that feeling you get when you think “What if Hamlet had decided to become Batman?” and then you think “Holy crap what an AWESOME IDEA!” and so you draw it and put it online for the whole world to see and then one week later — let me reiterate — ONE WEEK LATER you finally read Grant Morrison’s “Batman R.I.P.” which you bought way back on Boxing Day with a gift card you got for Christmas but were just now getting around to reading for the very first time and you read the page where Robin has the EXACT SAME IDEA OF HAMLET BECOMING BATMAN and then your breathing speeds up and your testicles contract and you just want to curl up into a tiny little ball and cry and I’m not getting laid am I?