i am your canadian boyfriend

“lambs rule the illuminati”

FFFFUUUUUUUUU-

To top it all off, he’s snoring.

My wife as a pterodactyl.

“It’s fun to say Allosaurus with a Cockney accent.”

- Me on Twitter

SEE?!

Hee.

My wife sends an email on her iPhone. It makes the “message sent” sound. The sound ends. She starts making more sounds, imagining the email going on a more fanstastical journey.

I hear the email flying through space.

I love her.

My wife. Memes are weird.

Is this an instrument of terrorism?