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adtothebone:

The Muppets vs. Fox News

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Sunday night

  • Wife: [Hugs me] "I don't know why I'm feeling so affectionate right now."
  • Me: "Did you take ecstasy?"

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damselesque:

Caturday has taken a turn for the weird. Zoom Image

damselesque:

Caturday has taken a turn for the weird.

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We’re having a busy day.

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You know what day it is. Zoom Image

You know what day it is.

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Celebrating Australia Day. Zoom Image

Celebrating Australia Day.

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I’m an idiot. Zoom Image

I’m an idiot.

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I’m writing ‘young and gifted’
In my autobiography
I figured, who would know
Better than me
Sloan, “Autobiography”

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Happiness

I was walking to work when I saw a father pushing his son in a stroller. He noticed the light was turning green, so he started to run to catch it. I could see a huge smile break out on his son’s face as they zipped along. As they passed me, I could hear a tiny joyful “Wheeeee!”

And I realized — that’s how I want to live my life. That’s the level of happiness I want to instill in myself and others. That is living.

So I grabbed the stroller and — long story short — this isn’t nearly as much fun as I thought it would be and everyone’s yelling and wow it’s really hard to type while running.

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One way to tell you’ve made a joke before. Zoom Image

One way to tell you’ve made a joke before.

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Drama kitty in the spotlight. Zoom Image

Drama kitty in the spotlight.

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everydaydude:

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I think she’s catching on. Zoom Image

I think she’s catching on.

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When you love what you do, you never have to work. Zoom Image

When you love what you do, you never have to work.

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On the way to the Daily Planet. Zoom Image

On the way to the Daily Planet.