And THAT’S how you start a goddamn vacation.
"We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom."
Trying to imagine the hijinks he got up to while trying to keep every one of those female guinea pigs from learning about the other 99.
Disguises. Fake twins. French doors.
Mind… shutting down…