The Muppets vs. Fox News
my name is jason sweeney.
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass.
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I’m writing ‘young and gifted’
In my autobiography
I figured, who would know
Better than me
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I was walking to work when I saw a father pushing his son in a stroller. He noticed the light was turning green, so he started to run to catch it. I could see a huge smile break out on his son’s face as they zipped along. As they passed me, I could hear a tiny joyful “Wheeeee!”
And I realized — that’s how I want to live my life. That’s the level of happiness I want to instill in myself and others. That is living.
So I grabbed the stroller and — long story short — this isn’t nearly as much fun as I thought it would be and everyone’s yelling and wow it’s really hard to type while running.
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