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my name is jason sweeney.
my teddy bear can kick your teddy bear's ass.
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I was walking to work when I saw a father pushing his son in a stroller. He noticed the light was turning green, so he started to run to catch it. I could see a huge smile break out on his son’s face as they zipped along. As they passed me, I could hear a tiny joyful “Wheeeee!”
And I realized — that’s how I want to live my life. That’s the level of happiness I want to instill in myself and others. That is living.
So I grabbed the stroller and — long story short — this isn’t nearly as much fun as I thought it would be and everyone’s yelling and wow it’s really hard to type while running.
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The devolution of butt crack.
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Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009
My first reaction: “It’s like Parkour! On a bike!”
My second reaction: “He’s like Batman! On a bike!”
My third reaction: “HOLY FUCK! ON A BIKE!”
(Source: youtube.com)
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And all the PEZ dispensers came to life. Their mouths gasped open and — with a forceful “Urp!” — they each vomited a piece of candy. And fell over.
Lying there, they couldn’t turn their heads. They couldn’t right themselves. All they could do was open and close their mouths, vomiting candy, their plastic bodies twitching on the ground, on the concrete, on the linoleum. Too soon, they were empty. The Tweety Birds and Darth Vaders, the Kermit the Frogs and Batgirls, the Garfields and Woodstocks, all of them. Their mouths opened and closed, silently, like wet fish on a tile floor. They moved in slow, scraping circles around their massive craniums, eventually tapping the candies outside their personal radius.
As night fell, the scraping continued. Then stopped.