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And THAT’S how you start a goddamn vacation. Zoom Image

And THAT’S how you start a goddamn vacation.

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I have never seen anything more stressful in my life. Zoom Image

I have never seen anything more stressful in my life.

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I am at my place of employment.

I am at my place of employment.

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delgrosso:

Throwback to the worst boy-band ever, with Adam and Jason.
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delgrosso:

Throwback to the worst boy-band ever, with Adam and Jason.

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Ugh. They got the cheap toilet paper. Zoom Image

Ugh. They got the cheap toilet paper.

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Ugh. Zoom Image

Ugh.

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Oh, Canada. Zoom Image

Oh, Canada.

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Celebrating the birth of our goddamn country. #canada #beer #liquidapology Zoom Image

Celebrating the birth of our goddamn country. #canada #beer #liquidapology

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Prom. Take two. Zoom Image

Prom. Take two.

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SPOON! Zoom Image

SPOON!

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Lothario Guinea Pig Infiltrates Female Enclosure, Sires Around 400: Jezebel

"We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom."

Trying to imagine the hijinks he got up to while trying to keep every one of those female guinea pigs from learning about the other 99.
Disguises. Fake twins. French doors.
Mind… shutting down… Zoom Image

Lothario Guinea Pig Infiltrates Female Enclosure, Sires Around 400: Jezebel

"We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom."

Trying to imagine the hijinks he got up to while trying to keep every one of those female guinea pigs from learning about the other 99.

Disguises. Fake twins. French doors.

Mind… shutting down…

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Sex is gonna blow this guy’s mind. Zoom Image

Sex is gonna blow this guy’s mind.