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Till death do us part. Zoom Image

Till death do us part.

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In honor of this tweet posted almost exactly five years ago today:

here is one minute of our airboat ride through the Everglades this Sunday.

(Weirdly, that music just starts playing once you get in an airboat.)

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One of the rules on this bike trail is that you have to yield to pedestrians. I’ve been here for an hour. Zoom Image

One of the rules on this bike trail is that you have to yield to pedestrians. I’ve been here for an hour.

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It’s… it’s been a long winter.

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Look! Imma hit myself in the head with this ball! Zoom Image

Look! Imma hit myself in the head with this ball!

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Working on bleaching my winter pelt. Zoom Image

Working on bleaching my winter pelt.

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Rolling for damage. Zoom Image

Rolling for damage.

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damselesque:

Home with my boys.

My crotch is hot. Zoom Image

damselesque:

Home with my boys.

My crotch is hot.

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I’m pinned. Zoom Image

I’m pinned.

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Sláinte! Zoom Image

Sláinte!

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What a freaking surprise.

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Hey, little buddy. Zoom Image

Hey, little buddy.

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I can’t tell if she’s diagnosed or just a big ol’ weirdo.
My wife

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February 28, 2009

luckyshirt:

thisdayinfavrd:

  1. "World Music" is a genre like "Anybody Who’s Not All Pasty-Looking" is a race.
    @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 54
  2. Why do characters on tv only hang out with people they work with? Do they live in Hell?
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 50
  3. "Massage relaxes the mom and should be performed in much the same environment as the baby was conceived." Great. Taco Bell parking lot.
    @awryone (Josh Donoghue) – 46
  4. Seven Deadly Sins (updated): PWN’D, NOM, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU, WANT, WANT, WANT, and meh.
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 45
  5. Profoundly funny tweet #1260351715 (?)
    @luckyshirt (Unavailable) – 39
  6. i hope someone teaches me a grammar lesson at a bus stop, so one day i can tell my kid all about what i learned on the streets.
    @baileygenine (Bailey Siewert) – 38
  7. You can’t help but be disturbed when an email from your mother contains simply the line: “Rebooted the internet - everything fine now.”
    @secretsquirrel (Ryan Bateman) – 37
  8. After we explain what a bookmark is to Leta, she goes, “So it’s the thing you use to pause a book. I get it.”
    @dooce (Heather B. Armstrong) – 37
  9. Yesterday: Used poor grammar on multiple occasions.

    Today: Hiding from grammar zombies in the attic.

    Tomorrow: IMMMPROPER TENSSSSSSSSSSE.
    @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 36
  10. Profoundly funny tweet #1260577985 (?)
    @cleversimon (Unavailable) – 34

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Even though my tweet is missing, this just made me nostalgic as hell. Jason. Bailey. Look.

*sniff* We were just babies.

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(Source: twitter.com)